How to Feed Your Dragon
NOT DOLLFIE FLESH!!
Species: Green Iguana (Iguana iguana) (aka Henry)
Length: 32cm STV (snout to vent)
Age: 14.5 years
Caution: Serrated teeth. Specimen has sent children to the emergency for stitches on several occasions.
Measurements: Classified Information
Age: Classified Information
1) By hand
Green iguanas are primarily herbivorous, so some kale ought to please her. After a staring contest of several minutes, Aubrey tosses the kale in vexation.
Henry is not amused.
2) by plate
Much more agreeable and less dangerous to life and limb.
Let's try hand feeding . . . er . . . feeding by hand again.
Aubrey is not amused.
Staining foods are also best left for plates.
"I wasn't going to eat it. I was just going to taste it."