How to Feed Your Dragon

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NOT DOLLFIE FLESH!!

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Species: Green Iguana (Iguana iguana) (aka Henry)
Length: 32cm STV (snout to vent)
Age: 14.5 years
Caution: Serrated teeth. Specimen has sent children to the emergency for stitches on several occasions.

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Name: Aubrey
Measurements: Classified Information
Age: Classified Information

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1) By hand
Green iguanas are primarily herbivorous, so some kale ought to please her. After a staring contest of several minutes, Aubrey tosses the kale in vexation.

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Henry is not amused.

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2) by plate

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Much more agreeable and less dangerous to life and limb.

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Let's try hand feeding . . . er . . . feeding by hand again.

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Aubrey is not amused.

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Staining foods are also best left for plates.

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"I wasn't going to eat it. I was just going to taste it."