Nanoha: Peep Nuking 2012
My family's not big on Easter, but when Nanoha saw some of the other online Easter festivities, I thought I'd share one of the more. . . irreverent traditions to sate her curiosity. We documented it to share with Agatha when she's no longer "indisposed" due to pending faceup change.
Nanoha: "Is this what you were talking about? 'Marshmallow Peeps'? They sure don't look like marshmallow. Or anything edible for that matter."
Yup, that's them! Perfect, we can start "celebrating" now.
Nanoha: "Please tell me we're not actually going to eat these nasty things."
Haha! Nope. While some people do eat them, we're not going to.
Nanoha: "If we're not going to eat them, then why bother putting them on a plate?"
That's to control the carnage.
Nanoha: "Should I be worried?"
Microwave: *Beep* *Whirr* *Countdown from 35*
Peeps: *Hiss as heated air seeps out*
TADA! Nuked Peep goo! *sniff* Mmm, smells like carmel and plastic.
Nanoha: "Just for the record, that looks absolutely disgusting."
Nanoha: "Uh-huh. I think I'm starting to see why you and Agatha get along so well."
Isn't this fun?
Nanoha: "Depends on your definition of 'fun'." *Prods with toothpick* "Ugh. They smell awful."
Peeps: *gloop glob*
Nanoha: "I can't believe people actually eat these things."
I know! Scary, isn't it?
Nanoha: "Now that, we can agree upon."
Happy Easter everybody!
Nanoha: ". . . .if you say so."