You know how people leave kittens in boxes when they aren't wanted? It seems someone did that to me but left them in my living room!
I get home and find two strange kittens playing in the cat condo.
What in the world? Who are these cats?
Let's just see who we have here....
"Hi Papa! What'cha doin'?"
What are YOU doing? Where did you get these cat outfits?
"Silly! We got them from your friend USAgundam! They were a surprise for you!"
M - "Isn't that right Kino?"
K - "Yep. We got a note saying not to show Papa until the time was right."
M - "Whooaaaaa!"
K - "Oh no! Mina!"
K - "Are you okay? Are you hurt?"
M - "Hee hee.... nope, I'm fine! The carpet is too soft for that little fall to hurt me!"
I swear, you two are good are keeping secrets from me!
M - "But aren't we super cute?"
K - "I think we should have told you before now but Mina said we couldn't."
M - "And look! We got little kitty paw mittens! Aren't they cool?"
K - "I think they're cool...."
M - "We got tails too! See?"
K - "Do you like our tails Papa?"
I do Kino, yall are super cute in these.
K - "We have kitty feet slippers too. Look here."
M - "Oh yeah! I almost forgot those!"
"We decided to play with the cat toys to see why Lenny and Squiggy have so much fun with them. They're ok but they smell funny..."
Ha ha! That's catnip Minako.
"Catnip? What's that?"
"I like these outfits, they're nice and warm."
"And I like how the catnip smells, it makes me sleepy..."
"Now THIS is fun! Lenny's always playing with this!"
Squiggy shows up to check out the kittens.
M - "Hahahaha! Squiggy is licking my foot!"
M - "Oh ho ho... what have we here?"
K - "Uh oh..."
M - "Oooooo!"
"It looks like we have some naughty kittens making a mess."
M - "Ohh... umm... we were just... ahh...."
K - "Gotta hide..."
Manami - "You're all mine now little one!"
Manami - "Mama Kitty is here now! I'm gonna eat you up cutie!
Minako - "EEEEEEEEE!!"
Manami - "I'm gonna tickle you to make you more tender, then I'll eat you!"
Minako - "Nooooooo! HAhahahahahahah!"
Minako - "RAWWWR! ENUFF! I'm gonna eat YOU up now!"
Minako - "BOOBY ATTACK!" OMNOMNOM
K - "Sss..... st...stop! Don't... don't eat Mina!"
Minako - "Wow, Kino to my rescue!"
Manami - "I'm impressed, I didn't think she'd come to your rescue, not that you needed it."
K - "But.... but I'm supposed to protect Mina!"
Manami - "Come here silly. You know I'd never hurt my dear little sister."
Minako - "Of course not! Ni-ni loves me! And she loves you too."
K - "If you say so.... I'll believe you."
Alright kitty girls, it's time for dinner. What do yall want?
Minako - "Ice cream!"
Manami - "Cookies!"
Kino - "Tuna?"
Nope, if yall are cats you'll get cat food.
<All together> "NOOOOOO!!!"
Heh, silly kitties.....