The Scenario Midnight Run 2

You've recently moved away from your hometown to pursue a new career in another city. At your parents' request, you've taken your little brother along with you, having heard that the city your headed to has a better education system.
It's now your first day of work, and your brother is running late getting dressed for school. Due to a budget cut on school busses, you have to drive your sibling to class. You call to him several times, urging him to hurry up.
After several more minutes of waiting, you've finally had it! You storm over to his room, and forcefully open his door, ready to berate him for his tardiness. The above scene greets you.
What do you say? What do you do?
(not necessarily an adult pic, but I didn't want to ruin the surprise) ^^...












KONO YARO!
"Yaranaika?" solves everything...
What is this I don't even
*grab and throw him in the car without saying anything*
*does the same but without him being ready at all*
*take out a kukri*
"With your death, I will be able to unsee this".
*Takes out baseball bat*
"Get your pants or I'll BONK you until you grow a new head!"
What kind of BONKING are you referring to?
Traaaaaaaaaaaaapp! Too bad he's blood related, could have some good fun with that yo.
It's ok... No baby will be produced. ;)
"I just hope to God you aren't going to an all-girls' school."
Wait, THAT WOULD BE SOO GENIUS!
Jaw on ground...
LOL
"Well, this is an interesting turn of events. Look, if you want to be a girl, there's a belt of genderchange in the closet. It's the pink and blue-striped one." Leave, grumbling, "I guess even mistakes in making magic items can turn out well..."
Getting shocked for a few minutes...
(゚д゚)
(゚д゚)
"Nani yatten dayo! Kono hentai yarou!!!"
"A Nenderoid a month keeps this from our parents.XP."
I look at me brother in pure shock. I don't know how to deal with girls, so obviously I can't deal with a tranny brother. I slowly walk toward him... AND SMACKED HIM UPSIDE HIS HEAD. "Stop crossdressing you're going to be late for school." A few hours later, he eventually returns home. With all that time, I prepared a massive speech and I nag, and nag, and nag him for a good 45 minutes. He's lucky I'm not Dad though, or else he would be visited be Mr. Duegood (a very thick belt).