For my fellow Dead Master Fans

Whoops, meant to say "rip OUT your spleen" - I mean, those 8-inch razor sharp claws aren't for ruffling your hair. I figure if the only thing you get is disemboweled, you're probably getting off easy! XD

Sorry, sorry! How about this instead:

Dead Master regards you cooly with her bright green eyes. "You may have defeated my minions, but.. but don't think I went easy on you!" Is she... a tsundere!? She strolls over to a nearby settee and gracefully sits. Her batwings flutter, then fold elegantly behind her. She pats the seat beside her and looks at you coyly. "Please sit with me, I need to tell you a secret". You walk over and sit beside her. The eerie green light from the maelstrom plays across her delicate features. Looking at her this closely you can't help but notice that if it wasn't for the horns and claws, she would look like a regular girl. A very pretty girl. She slides slowly across the cushion, until she is pressed up against you. For a 9th level demon spawn, she is surprisingly warm. She leans close, then hesitates, her lips inches from your ear. You can feel her cool breath on your neck. "Why so tense?" Suddenly your ear is being nibbled, and you hear a girlish giggle. She flicks out a razor-sharp claw and places it lightly in the middle of your chest. In the dim light it looks like polished obsidian. "I am awed that you managed to reach this level". The tip of her claw traces an imaginary line down your chest, coming to a stop over your spleen. "But what I need to tell you is..."

"...that I am so lonely by myself. No one has been brave enough to fight their way down here to the 9th level. Maybe before you return the Pietroassan Rune, you could... play with me? For a little while?"