The Scenario Midnight Run 6
Sat 2010/08/28 18:41 JST
It's been a hot day running around outside, and all you can think about upon returning home is getting a cold drink out of the fridge. As you open the door, you see a girl sitting inside.
"You should drink some nice, chilled milk," she says nonchalantly.
What do you say? What do you do?
"Bottom's up!"
Ha! I see what you did there ^_^.
0_0
Can I scream?
Cause its the only proper way I can respond at the moment.
sorry, chilled milk is not good for me. don't you have any warm milk? '____'
wait! what the hell are you doing in there?! O_______O
Make me a sandwich.
Damned,that's one large fridge.
Just pass me the fresh milk please?
Hmm, can I get you out of the fridge and give you some clothes? You might catch a cold!
Got Milk? XD
i guess that's the one way to escape heat if you don't have the AC installed.
"I have some dumplings. Care to finish them for me?"
M-M-M-M-MIIIILLKKK!!!
and then grabs her instead the milk or whatever.
"... Ok."
*Takes milk, closes door*
Actually the proper response is to call the cops, but who here would? XD
"Alright... thats cute and all but where did you put all my food?... Seriously that stuff isn't cheap. You don't expect me to just live off condiments and milk do ya?"
"Hold on and let me make a cuppa PG Tips first darling."
For some reason this made me laugh. I don't know why. :)
Milk m... wait what!? :3
Do what any "gentlemen" would do.
" so there you are ......... "
*Close it back*...
am I imagining something ? =_="
*Open it again* ah...it is still there...
erm...who.. are you? Miss Soda? Miss Green Tea? or is it Miss Milk? o_o?
"I'll have four. . ."
"Waoh!" *Look at her for a few seconds in amazement*
"Um, sure, it's been a while. Isn't that a bit extreme?"
I normally open the fridge and stick my arm in and only look in 2~3 seconds later to see if I grabbed the right thing... I might accidently, you know, poke out her eyes lol.
My respond will be
"Hold on, let me just make a call..."
A call too whom, might I ask? ^^;
I wonder~ ^^
Za Police! D: I'd be scared
"Well, that's going to be hard, since you probably tossed it out to get yourself in there. Though, I bet you can replace it...." ::Gets large bowl::
what was the last time i logged in here?.... anyway
i'll take her out of the refrigerator... and the rest is history.... *does the predictable stuff*
".....get out, that's my spot."
Honestly, I wish I could live inside a fridge at times....
*Stare*
"Uhh...may i?"
After she nods, i release all the bindings of adulthood, retard my sense of logic, jumps, and begin to suck her two dainty cherries like a baby.
I look at her, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE FRIDGE!?"
"It's hot."
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED!?"
"It's not like I'm in public, that would be embarresing."
( facepalm )
I then grap a soda ( cuz I hate milk ), and slam the door.