悪魔と弥子 Akuma to Yako

Neuro: Wahaha… … There has been no mystery for me to feed on lately as my useless servant Yako has been slacking off. It’s time to teach her a lesson.

Neuro: See this row of delicious cream puffs and crepe?

Neuro: These are illusions I conjured using one of my 777 demonic tools.

- faint sounds of Yako singing off tune in the distance-

Neuro: Ah… here comes the foolish glutton!

- Neuro disappears-

Yako: Wow! CREAMPUFFs~! They look really yummy!!

Yako: Itadakimasu~!

Yako: THERE’S CREPE TOO!!!!!

-continues to stuff her face with the food-

Neuro: Greedy mortal! You shall be punished for ignoring your duties to serve me!

- Yako goes *poof*-

Yako: Eh? Where did my crepe go?

-starts to feel strange-

Yako: EHHHHHH?! What’s this on my head?! Wait… Where’s my face?

Neuro: Lowlife creature! I have transformed your greedy head into this animal face! This is punishment for your insubordination!

Yako: EHhhhhhhh?????? – cries-

-Neuro walks away satisfied-

Yako: Sebastian-san!! Could you help me out? That bakabaka Neuro turned me into a Kuma head!

Sebastian: Well well… Let me think about it.

-Finishes a strawberry creampuff while thinking-

Sebastian: Okay, I’ve decided to help you.

-Yako goes *poof* again-

-Yako touches her face-

Yako: !!!!! What’s this?!

Sebastian: Don’t you like your new kitty face?

Yako: But I wanted my original face back!!

- Sebastian grope his black kitty-

Sebastian: Well well, you should have said so. I thought you would have liked to have a cute neko face.

-Yako goes *poof* again-

Yako: Where’s my body?!! Sebastian-san! Why did you do this to me?!

-puts down kitty and starts on another Macha creampuff that Neuro had bribed him with-

Sebastian: Because I am one hell of a butler

(わたしはあくまで執事ですから, Aku made shitsuji desu kara)

-終わり-

*For more information on Neuro & Yako, check out the manga/anime series "Majin Tantei Nōgami Neuro"

* For more information on Sebastian, check out the manga/anime series Kuroshitsuji