The Scenario Midnight Run 12
You've spent the better part of the day and night visiting friends around the city. By the time you head back to your apartment, it's already pretty late, and you're tired.
You wander over to your apartment complex, taking note that the streetlight outside still hasn't been fixed.
You walk up to your apartment (maybe), and open the door (you're too tired to even think about keys at this point).
You stride through the apartment towards the bathroom, casting clothes off left and right, and fully intent on getting a quick shower before hitting the sack.
As you open the door to the bathroom, you hear a gasp, and see the above.
The girl is too shocked to say anything. You look at her (do you know her?), at the underwear (is that yours?), at the apartment (are you in the right place?), and down at yourself (what happened to your clothes?). You're confused and really tired.
What do you say? What do you do?
Pardon my intrusion :>
I will probably say Sorry and close the door.
Recheck my door plate number.
If its my house, I will knock and say. Sorry about what just happened but what are you doing in my house.
If not well, I am screwed =.=
agree.....
socialy ackward silence - forever.
Say hello the way they do in Japan (nudge nudge wink wink)
"Sorry for my intrusion! Just don't mind me and continue..."
Pick her up and bring her to bed and sleep... What? If I'm tired I go to sleep... Right? :P
Give a mad giggle.
Then close the door and go spend the night outside a nearby 24-hr convinence store.
I'd hit it. XD
To quote Quaqmire from family guy "Dear diary jackpot"giggidy giggidy.
"Don't mind me."
*closes bathroom door and lies on bed.Falls asleep immediately.*
I know what I do I would check to make sure Im in my home well after I recovered from the effects of C/S.... and if its a yes then ask "who are you what are you doing in my house" followed by " ya know im still sober.... and the night is still young how about we go the whole 9 yards!"
I would say " Exia! Exterminating the target!"
oh let me help you out
Option 3. put it in
Run away, check out the main bedroom to make sure it's mine (too damn cold out to check the plate). If I see a Hazel Gundam doing the "Smooth Criminal", its my apartment. (If not, I'm grabbing my clothes and leaving. Being real life, queue her boyfriend walking in right as I leave with my clothes in hand.)
I'd go back, walk into the shower, turn it on, and totally ignore the girl as best as possible, in a "I'm just tired and seeing things" manner. If I get out and she's still there, I'm going to calmly ask her if she's lost, or separated from her mama. I enjoy tripping conversational mines, for some reason.
I'd close the door and just walk out to check whether or not this is my apartment.
If it is,
I walk back inside, grab her by the waist, shove her against the wall, start licking below her ears, breathe heavily on her ears and start stripping her.
If it isn't,
I act like nothing has ever happened and go to the correct apartment.
Who the hell cares if I'm tired? My raging hormones from being young are more than enough to make up for the fatigue.
"I'm tired, let's sleep. . together~"
I would scream like heck~
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
::Yawns, stretches:: "Look, I'm really tired. Just get your clothes off and get in bed. I'll do what I can, and we can pick up in the morning."
“こ、こんばんは...ここ、＃＿＿じゃないよね... ^ ^;;;;"
i'll just continue, i'll need that shower anyway, it's up to her if she wants to join me...
I take a moment to cover my dolphin, and another to take a look around me, this was definently my home. "Who are you, and what are you doing with my lucky boxers?", I ask in a serious tone. She then mekes a break for the door, so I grab her to prevent anything. Her voice makes hushed "Oooh" sounds as she grinds against my exposed body, it doesn't help that my dolphin is ready for action (if ya know what I mean). I throw her onto my bed, and tell her to explain herself. She's far to mesmerized by my dolphin to explain herself (I've been exposed for so long that I don't care anymore). Eventually she explains that she lives across from my house and spies on my with a hidden camera, she's simply to shy to say hi. I'm to tired to deal with this though, so I kick her out of the house. The next day I come to her house and we spend that time just chatting. Surprisingly, she's not that crazy. Despite that, I'm currently changing the locks to my door AGAIN...and making sure no more camera's are in the house. My security is way up.