A Completely Ordinary Hayate Nendo Review

First, Hayate in his iconic butler garb! He comes complete with a silly grin and a camp left hand! He is probably just really awkward seeing as he was bundled with this:

Hayate cosplay! Or is it crossplay? Whatever it is, it's sure to bring even more gender confusion than a series of Kuroshitsuji. Though in my opinion, such an item is too cutesy for someone like Hayate, other than, well, being girls clothes. Don't worry though, you'll get your trap fix at the end! First, a cosplay masquerade!

First up is Ein! When not engaging in delicious murder, she can be found parading on copies of Retro Gamer is her thigh-highs! If only Zwei were around...

Mahou Shoujo Drossel-chan! Kawaii desu!

Yeah alright, shut up. This looks more like a Disney rendition of The Fly.

Amplifying the power of the Moe Moe Kyun, Mio stalks the streets at night in her magic-enhanced costume! Painting the town red is by all means a bi-product of the men that witness the power of moe~

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for! Hayate is a little bit embarrassed, even when only wearing his bunny ears! We all know it though, something is missing! Something important!

...Something else!

Ah, I do apologise. It does seem that you won't be able to see Hayate in a dress because UI MURDER. I'm sure that the epic cuteness of trap cosplay would have been enough to blow your heads off.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!