Electrical Hotpantsu
Typical situation to activate Electrical Hotpantsu™. Image taken from gelbooru
Tired of attracting chikans all the time? Always fearing that the women only carriage is full? Are you afraid of humiliating yourself by screaming when attacked by a chikan?
Fear no more. Wear Electrical Hotpantsu™ and make the chikan humiliate themselves by screaming in public.
Electrical Hotpantsu™is a new marvellous product designed to teach chikan to keep away from you. If you detect a potential chikan you just charge the copper strings in the pantsu to 300 volts and wait for the chikan to scream and hence humiliate themselves by making noises in public.
Electrical Hotpantsu™ is easy to wear. Just wear them like normal pantsu and power them from the Electrical Hotpantsu™ belt battery. Electrical Hotpantsu™ feels just like a normal pantsu and normal belt.
If you really hate chikans, then Electrical Hotpantsu Deluxe™ is just for you. This brilliant design has sharp spikes designed to tear open gloves and flesh alike. To ensure that even the dangers of thick gloves are overcome, the Electrical Hotpantsu Deluxe™ can charge up to 1000 volts. Do not expose yourself to danger anymore. Order the brilliant Electrical Hotpantsu™ or the ingenious Electrical Hotpantsu Deluxe™ now and get used to the smell of burning chikan flesh!
It's recommended to use Electrical Hotpantsu Legprotection™ whenever Electrical Hotpantsu™ is in use. These clever shorts like protection device is long enough to ensure that your precious legs will not get fried and at the same time short enough not to be seen under the skirt.
Electrical Hotpantsu™ - because your privates is our speciality.
Whahuh? This is..interesting. Assuming this isn't fake, what's to stop them from shocking the wearer as well?
Neat idea, perhaps the solution to getting rid of chikans?
...But what happens if they malfunction? ^^;;
and what happens if you accidentally spill water on them O.O, or the chikans get protective gloves or something......... T-T
Errr.... water.... didn't really think about that. That could be an issue ^^;
The deluxe model works against gloves.
this Sounds interesting...
A true chikan (almost typed chiken, hahaha) would know of this device and take countermeasures to protect against it...! (Not that I would know.)
at least it works against amateur chikan
How would you use countermeasures against sharp metal spikes with 1000V in them? They will tear though the gloves and the voltage is high enough to jump though air.
ingenious. wonder if its real though.
@rensho: ya agree the user will shock themselves too?
Hopefully this should avoid accidents for the user ^^
I'm quite surprised at the replies. I would expect everybody to realise quite fast that I made up everything as a joke and go "haha, very funny". I don't think anybody will ever make this because not only is it quite dangerous for the user, the user (and likely whoever produced this) could get charged with murder if a chikan dies, which is quite likely.
Technically this would be possible to make. It would be tricky to maintain the voltage, but delivering spikes at a regular interval (like 1-2 spikes/sec) is not that difficult to do. I know of a lab test, which went wrong and they measured a 1500V spike generated on a circuit powered by a single battery.
If I sound trustworthy enough to convince people that this product might exist, then maybe I should be a salesman. It's possible to sell everything after all. Somebody made a fortune selling "colonial air", which were basically empty cans (hence the air) produced in Hong Kong while it was English and he sold them after China took over. Why anybody wants to pay a fortune for an empty can is a mystery to me ^^