Maid Lily gives me a stern talking to...

Lily: "Ok Daddy, please sit down."
Me: "Ummm, sure. OK. What's up?

Lily: "I think we have a bit of a problem."
Me: "A problem, what's wrong honey?"
Lily: "It's about how you have been coming home late from work a number of times in the last few weeks. You never call us to let us know and we are home worried sick about you. I know what you are doing after work? Chatting with Balldylox and Jun97 - about who knows what. Most likely about breasts!!! I'm fine with you talking with the other boys but at least let us know your going to be late."
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry about that. I didn't think tha-......"

Lily: "You didn't think you could call us because your phone was out of power again, right?"
Me: ".... Yes."

Lily: "Why do you keep using this old thing anyway? You work in technology, you are surrounded by computers at home and at work but you keep using this outdated phone that hardly works when it does have power."
Me: "Yes, you are absolutely right. I need to get a new phone pretty soon."

Lily: "There is no 'pretty soon' about it. This thing is going in the trash and it's going there now!"
Me: "What?!?!"

Lily: "Daddy, let's face it. When it comes to the world of technology that phone was equal to a couple of paper cups and some string. I know you want a cool new smartphone and I think it's time you had one.

Lily: "I have something I want to show you. I just need to grab it here...."
Me: "Um, what are you doing?"

Lily: "Ah, here we go..."
Me: "What the..."

Lily: "Ta-Da!!! My sisters and I chipped in and got you a new present.
Me: "Wow! How did you get it to fit in your..... never mind. It's looks amazing Honey."

Lily: "It's an Android phone, I think it's called the HTC Thunderdolt or something."
Me: "I think it's called the Thunderbolt. Is it really for me? Thank you so much. I'll have to thank all the other girls for chipping in as well. Wait, chipped in? With whose money?"
Lily: "That's not really important now."

Lily: "What is important is that you make sure you always call us if your going to be late. Understand?"
Me: "Yes dear. I understand."

It seems like Lily is still really upset about me not calling... I think I need to do something to take her mind off it. She's wearing her new Volks Stylish Maid Kimono that looks adorable on her. I should let her know how cute she is, it may take her mind off being made at me.

Me: "It's so nice seeing you wear your new maid kimono. You really look lovely in it. I think those knee-highs are adorable!!!"

Lily: "Oh, really? Thank you. You don't think these ribbons are too large do you?"
Me: "I don't think so but I don't know much about fashion. I only know what I like."

Lily: "I do love all the detail like the lace under the mini skirt and the ruffles on the apron."

Lily: "It also has that cute bow that Yoko's outfit had. I really love the black background behind the floral print. It really makes it stand out."
Me: "I like that as well. The colors are really nice and it fits you so well."

Lily: "Are these shoes ok with the outfit Daddy?"
Me: "Oh, those are the ones from Dollmore, right? I like how they look but it seems they may be a bit big for you."
Lily: "Yes, they are a little big but not that bad."

Me: "You really are adorable in that outfit, then again you are adorable in everything."
Lily: "Thank you so much Daddy. If you keep it up I'm going to start blushing..."
Me: "Oh, I'd like that. Do you mind posing for one more picture for me?"
Lily: "Ok Daddy.

Me: "Ok, perfect. Thank you so much honey. I'll make sure I call you to let you know if I'm running late from now on."
Lily: "Ok, you better or I may have to give you a spanking. hehehe"

**James