Lights Out! Beware of the Tail Snatcher!

Hey guys, so this is my first post here, and it's my submission for Tomopop Monthly Megapixel contest. I thought it was so fun to make that I would share it with you guys here too ^.^

Also I guess a little about me, I'm a figma and (upcoming) Nendoroid collector primarily. I do collect alot of other things, but I currently have 21 figma, which looking at it isn't much since that's only about 20% or less of the figma released, but those are the one type of things I have the most of. Also I have a random tumblr blog, which I will possibly be doing future figure reviews on, and also as I have had an interest in making custom toys, my progression in that endeavor. Any who, on to the story.
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HTT was setting up for an epic set at the Otaku's Room venue when they decided they would do a meet and greet while the crew unpacked their instruments. For Yui this meant sneaky nekomimi mischief with Azusa, but Ritsu decided to tell some of the fans that were there about a scary story that would become all too real.
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Ritsu: Thanks for coming to the show guys; we really appreciate each and every one of you...and your money. Just kidding, we do appreciate it. So you guys wanna hear the story of the Tail Snatcher?

Azusa: Mugi-senpai, Ritsu-senpai is about to tell the story that paralyzed Mio-senpai with fright, we have to stop her before someone gets hurt.

Mugi: Your right, I know I'll bop her on the head like Mio would do to her.

Yui: Sneak sneak, nyan nyan

Ritsu: Yes the tale of the Tail Snatcher. It's said that a mean hermit found a tail that was filled with magic that he just had to have, but would never get...

Azusa: Yui-senpai!

Yui: Azu-nyan is so cute when she's mad.

Ritsu: Out of his madness he cuts tails in the night from ponytails to twintails, only leaving one twintail to show he is only interested in finding the special tail he...Ow!

Mugi: Didn't you say you would stop telling that "tail" after Mio fell ill from fright?
Just then the lights went out.

Ritsu : Mugi you hit me so hard the lights went out

Yui: No it was just Azu-nyan's kawaii scream.

They were both wrong, because as soon as the lights went up they saw crew manager, Kenji, knocked out cold, and another eerie occurrence...

Kagami: My hair!

Tsukasa: Oh my, one of your twin tails has been cut!

Yui: Kenji, you were a good crew member, you will not be forgotten.

Kirino: He's not dead, you know.

Haruhi: Hmm, time for detective work. It would appear we have a mystery

Azusa: Oh no, I don't want to lose my tail.

Mugi: Kawaii.

Ritsu: Oh no...

It is then that Black Rock Shooter showed up as Haruhi "investigated" the situation.

BRS: I am here to stop this criminal!

And with that glorious shout, again the lights went out, but this time one of the emergency lights went on.

When the lights turned on again, more tragedy struck.

BRS: What, how did this happen, I lost a tail!

Azusa: No! So did I!

Just then, the great healer, Miyafuji Yoshika, bursts onto the scene.

Miyafuji: I just flew in for the concert and my arms are tired. Sorry, but I can fix this for you with my healing.

Ritsu: *drum roll* A new challenger appears!

Haruhi: And the plot thickens.

But almost as if summoned by Ritsu's drum roll, Miyafuji has her tail snatched by the Tail Snatcher.

Miyafuji: Hey! Give me back my tail!

Love Machine: Finally, I have my tail I've been seeking for so long.

The villains are finally revealed; Ein, Dead Master, and Love Machine, the hermit who was looking for a magical tail...Yoshika's magical tail.

BRS, Azusa, and Kagami: You fiends! How dare you commit such crimes!

Then suddenly as if out of nowhere, Kurisu appears with Mirai.

Love Machine: Mirai? Christina? What are you doing here?

With that Kurisu shouts at Love Machine.

Kurisu: I told you it's not -tina! That's it!

Kurisu at this time had been sending text messages to her lab. With that Luka appeared and blasted
Love Machine with a Tuna Blast, causing him to drop the tail.

Luka: A beautiful blast of Tuna!

And with that, Miyafuji gains her magic back and is able to heal the wounds made by Love Machine and company.

Quickly they get into an epic battle with music accompanied by HTT. Who will win?

Kirino: Go get em!

Mirai: I have just got to take pictures and send them to Danny.

Haruhi: Another case solved by the S.O.S. Brigade

Kurisu: All your base are belong to us.

Tsukasa and Kagami: Kurisu's a 2channer!