When Anime Fansubs Went WRONG
It'll be too selfish of me not to share it to everyone for a great laugh ;-)
Original source from:
http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/

Fansubs - Make sure you choose the right one, THE RIGHT ONE!

Left is Right & Right is Left, okay I get it~

Oh yea~~

Up is Down & Down is Up, okay I get this too~

"The Dignity of The Retarded" - the most powerful card ever drawn in Yugi-Oh

Let me count again, 1.. 2.....

2-Wheels-Car

Sorry, NO COMMENT..................... I'm a lolicon~

Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!

Robot can't count to 3,,,,

All Hail Britannia!!!

This is just SO DAMN WRONG!!! Ah my brain!!! I can't get that image out of my head!!!

Moo~ Yea it really just mean "Moo". Trust us, the translator...

Homo sounds differently? LOL!

We know we know, no need to clarify that detailedly ^_^

They can be lazy sometime...

This is Timeless~~~

:3

Tsundereism FTW!!!

Hey! you Kisama!!!! Yea you! Kisama!!!

Yea, who doesn't?

Ok, Cherry Blossom, we get the meaning even without any translation....................

Oh lala~ I'm turning into a beast!
DFC FTW!!!

Mass Naked Child Events~

Semen are corrosive!

"<

I Can Haz Cheeze ;-)











Mechanical Engineer, 路過的Kamen Rider, Dollfie Dream Savior, 太陽之子蒙面超人Black RX
http://tcwenterprise.com/wordpress/
Some of these are truly golden, thank you wise!
Artist
http://radiantdreamer.wordpress.com
There are others on the site, and some other entertaining articles as well. Spent a good amount of time on there just now.
Thanks for the link wisefreeman! I definitely lol'd!
Anime Blogger. Web Designer
http://notcliche.com/shinkai/
I cant stop laughing..srsly XD
Otaku Graphic Designer
http://neoprolacus.spaces.live.com
Yes to :3
XD
Avid figma Collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
The one about the homo being strangled is from Fushigi Yuugi. That line is translated correctly ;) The 'homo' in question is Nuriko, (and I hope I'm not spoiling) who is a man who pretends to be a woman for the first part of the series. I can't remember what was happening in the scene in question, but the character in the scene actually said that, and Nuriko's cross dressing is constantly jabbed at xD
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
I love Curious Play, but can't recall that script since I watched it more than a decade ago, LOL!
Mad scientist
I haven't watched it. Is it worth watching?
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Yes, back in the 90's, now there are many more anime series to choose from.
Actor, Moviemaker and Blogger.
http://sitedofonseca.blogspot.com
OMG, I dying here!!!
Transportaion
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32193739@N06/
ROFL!!!!!! I have tears in my eyes! ;p
Louise's Familiar
http://ichihime13.wordpress.com/
Me too!
studying comp studies
http://bruneian-otaku.blogspot.com
ROFLMAO!!! the lazy one really suck XD
Noto fanatic
http://wifi.animeblogger.net
the Pew pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! is from a very awesomely funny jokesub of episode 5 of Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Strikers... it had more epic lines...
"Don't worry Caro, you'll be fine! You're our only loli left!" or something along that line XD
Studio Bleach founder/owner
http://myspace.com/studiobleach
Some of those made me laugh. I needed that after the way my day was. X3
Nurse
Seconded about the day and needing a pickup...which this was. Hilarious ^^
Student =/
http://zh3us.wordpress.com
LOL WHAT!! THATS WAS LOL!
Student, part-time slave
http://yakuri.wordpress.com/
literally LOL! I've been laughing so much my insides hurt! there are some of those that I didn't see yet, but I LOVE the moo translation, the =3 and the bird thing hahahahahaha!
Man, I love fansubs I'll never stop downloading them, official releases just can't get away with these kind of hilarious things. I've yet to stumble into one of these though, the few I got were intentional ones for April's Fools or anniversaries and everybody knew before downloading them.
To Aru Tenki R★IN
http://kyourin7.blogspot.com/
"the Earth must be becoming Tsundere" FTW XD !!
is that supposed to be Tundra?
I'm curious about the Clannad error? ^^;; I'll check it out later
Avid figma Collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
I believe the tsundere sub was a literal sub, and I wouldn't put it past an anime series like Hayate no Gotoku xD
The Clannad 'error' was a jokesub for that episode ^^;
Motion Graphics Designer
hahahahah gosh! thanks for the lunch laughs. my colleagues are looking at me strange now, time to stealth away to the pantry~ *vanish*
Struggling Artist
Epic! Some of these are truly priceless!
The Banzai! Effect writter
http://www.thebanzaieffect.com/
Kyou is hawt :3
Student =/
http://zh3us.wordpress.com
Typed-setted =3 ? ^^;
programmer
http://www.jamesmandrews.com
Those were too funny. Thanks for posting them.
Time Traveller/High School Student
http://www.thetsundere.blogspot.com
LOLOLOL
But the list isn't complete without this ol' one: http://www.dailywhatever.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/peopledie.jpg
^^
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Thanks for the link, added ^_^
Avid figma Collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
Wasn't that sub also a literal translation as well? ^^;
High school student
http://www.animeraku.com
But he did say it, didn't he?
Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer.
http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/
Moo means moo.
Um, yeah... :3
Big Daddy!
Hahaha, now that was funny!
Dignity of the retarded card, i wonder what the monster looks like?
Paladin
:3
Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/
LoL I've seen some of these, but they're still great. "It's just too :3"
Just as keikaku. [translator note: keikaku means plan]
Avid figma Collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
Another noteworthy sub-par subtitle was the infamous AnimeJunkies 'Mass Naked Child Events' from GITS:SAC ^o^
student
http://listlessink.wordpress.com/
I saw this when you tweeted it. It's simply funny.
Still I prefer fansubs to Cartoon Network dubs.
Procrastinator Extraordinaire
http://necrophadian.blogspot.com/
those kisama-tachis are so lazy
About that......
and youd would think chinese engrish subs were bad, LOL!!!
Public service employee
http://www.starysotakulife.de/
OMG ^^
So Funny and lol´d so much.
Some of this are realy epic ^^
I like the "moo means realy Moo"
Unemployed Dollfie enthusiast
http://aquilla429.co.uk
Moo?
Public service employee
http://www.starysotakulife.de/
image 19358 :)
http://rin1873.wordpress.com/
Great collection, thank you! ^^
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Douitashimapantsu ;-)
Student
http://geekorner.wordpress.com
Two things:
1. I laughed. Thank you.
2. The Zero no Tsukaima with "My name is Kururugi Suzaku" killed me. Then again, it's a joke.
3. You forgot the most well known of them all: All Your Base Are Belong to Us.
(And please, no one point out I wrote "Two Things", or you probably missed the point of this thread ;))
Avid figma Collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
The thing about AYB is it was translated by japanese people studying english with no QA check by an actual english speaker.
Most of the subs above in a serif yellow font are chinese subs, which are notorious for their inaccuracy. A famous chinese english sub is from Star Wars Episode 3, after Anakin gets fitted with his Vader armor and finds out about Padme. He forces his way off the operating table and screams "NOOOOO!!!" In the chinese bootleg, the english subtitle is "DO NOT WANT" which of course became a popular meme. ^^
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Ahh, that's how the "DO NOT WANT" meme came from ^^
Student
LOL these subs are so funny hahaha
High School Student
Lol at the subs! Some of them sounds really wrong :X
Video Reviewer of Anime Figures, Mecha and Merch (youtube.com/user/Actar576295)
http://actar.wordpress.com
Ah what classics! They never fail to make me laugh. However, one must differentiate between bad subs and subs taken out of context.
Web monkey, coffee addicted cerberus, Chef Vader
http://coffeebugg.blogspot.com
Thank you for the good laugh... lol.. pew pew
NEET
Laughed until I peed a little
epic stuff. really funny LOL
Sentai Ranger
http://www.morgan-lamia.deviantart.com
Not anime, but it reminds of the mistake TV-N made while subbing Den-O...
"Ladies and gentlemen, banana new shoe" XD
vendor
http://www.friendster.com
Which is the best anime-subbed here?? you make me laugh hard...MEOW thanks "Wise-kaicho".
Mad scientist
I highly suspect that somebody just make up stuff while they know it's not true. I will point out http://www.japanator.com/elephant/ul/4684-550x-1215175648103.jpg
If you actually watch the anime you will realise that the girl is learning how to swim and due to poor skills she swims directly into somebody. The sub makes no sense in that context. While some fansubs appears to be poor, most of the ones here are jokes.
http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/34.jpg <-- wow. I never knew there were so much truth in K-ON! I better finish watching it to get all the important lessons at life like this one ^_^
http://nbnl.globalwhelming.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/7.jpg <-- replace Japanese with humans and there is some truth to it :P
Great post btw. Even if some of them are faked and meant as jokes they are still quite funny. Too bad I have seen some of them before.
University Student
I saw some of these already and they're still funny. You're missing the keikaku one xD
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
I don't include all the images so I may divert the readers to the source as a credit.
Student
I laughed wayyy~~ Too much!! IM Crying tears of joy!!!
thousand master II, Internet Learner, Auto didacta
http://pipopaz.wordpress.com/
hahahahah this is too much XD
I salute you fansub mistranslations!
And ofcourse the most epic pic and sub ever.
People die if they are killed....
Who does'nt bozo?!
Self Employee NEET
http://www.nekoroid.com
You makes me laugh to tears XD
Stocker
Good find. Those are really funny ^_^.
If I remember correctly, think the Hayate no Gotoku one was translated according to dialogue to reflect the pun in the original dialogue, with Hayate mistaking the term "tundra" for "tsundere".
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Yup, the Xmas scene too.
Avid figma Collector
http://yuuichikun.wordpress.com/
The sub in question comes from Episode 40 of Season 1 of Hayate no Gotoku, when Hayate goes to fix the breaker since the power went out. Hayate mentions that the 'blizzard' that he's in must be the famous 'tsundere' and says "Chikyuu tsundere da na..." which translates to "The Earth must be becoming tsundere..." after which the narrator corrects him by saying "You mean, becoming like tundra."
I actually searched for this episode online because I needed to hear the line being spoken to confirm that he did say 'tsundere' in that line ^^; Call me dedicated ;)
Kamen Rider
http://hobbychaos.blogspot.com
Moo means moo LOL that almost killed me XD
Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
Haha...they really are some of the funniest times...
College Student
http://bayonette.multiply.com
Man, those subs from the Zeta Gundam movie are so wrong!
Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Dancing Empire)
http://dannychoo.com.my
Hey! you Kisama!!!! Yea you! Kisama!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
NEET
http://my.opera.com/iktikn/blog/
Awesome, thank for sharing.
poor college student
The "you made three mistakes" robot was great! Thanks WiseFreeman.
Laptop Tech
But the real joke is, as a robot, he _is_ showing the number three. In Binary! :)
0011 = 3
XD ROFL this made my day
Scientist, unemployed.
http://fmphoenixhawk.livejournal.com
Very silly stuff. I wonder where some of these people get their language education.
BioResearch Assistant
Nice XD
Professional Web Surfer
rofl. gotta love those fansubbers.
IT tech support
http://www.quazacolt.com
nice one :P
the rest are repost, however hallelujah.... lawl
Upcoming College Student
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/Patches418?ref=profile
This reminds me of watching a live action film of Devil Man. Jeez, the "You f&*% what?" about made me roll on the ground. This thread has me wiping the tears from my eyes from laughing so hard ;p
Had a good laugh ^_^
shao-lin monk
Oh man this just made my day LOL A lot of them made me laugh hahaha. Thanks for this !
http://vixums.wordpress.com/
Oh God, you made my day. These are amazing XD
Supernatural Alien Student
Yes , That flatness turns me into a beast as well RAWR!!!!
I'm not sure If I ever want to taste of an old women .
"Guees what what my other hand is "
ummmm... I think its the other one ^^;;
Student
omg, I couldn't stop laughing at some of them, especially now that you point them out. didn't notice them as I was watching! lol (^_^)
Graphic Designer
http://anjerasu.wordpress.com/
darn, I cant stop laughing this is pure epic.
redacted
"homo being strangled." makes you wonder how our english sounds when it gets translated into japanese.
Student / Free Thinker / Otaku
http://www.google.com/profiles/SeanSigloch
roflamo It hurts to laugh, that was priceless.
Student/ Free-lance-nothing
Very entertaining ^^
Anime Store Owner, artist, Web master
http://www.chucksanimeshrine.com
So Sansaku, like Kanye West...is a gay fish and likes Fishsticks XD
Professional Panhandler
http://theinfernoproject.com
LOL, thank you Wise.
That flatness is turning me into a beast too. ^_^
I laughed when i saw this thanks alot for posting this.
student, nerd, gamer
http://www.myspace.com/fallenxsun
epic... thats all i hav to say "<
Student
Haha some of these are just golden, thanks for this.
Student/Worker/FutureServiceMen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH...lol OuO
Aircrafty type mechanic, dedicated and certified lunatic, Beer snob extraordinaire...
"sporkage is teh sporkage...with or without spoons or forks..." (feel free to add that to any anime you wish)
Commercial pilot in training/Business Diploma Student
I lost the game, on the third pic with Ryou from Clannad. lol
College
Uwahahaha! This makes me laugh more than those youtube videos I watch. NEVER WATCH FANSUBS! MASTER JAPANESE or else you might get slapped.