The Truth Behind the Pixar Opening

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The Truth Behind the Pixar Opening

This is the true story of the opening intro sequence of all of the Pixar films… a sordid tale of… MURDER!
The Luxo lamp may look cute, but he (or she? no, IT) had murder in It’s heart (bulb? cord?).

See the exclusive video -----------> HERE! Aaaaaahhhh!!!

(No letters or lamps were actually hurt in the making of this video.)

From CollegeHumor via Gizmodo.

 
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SlickDog
Freelance Digital Production Artist in サンフランシスコ [www]
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    SG in 英国 [www]
    2009/10/20 05:21
    Registered on 2006/12/28. Art/Media/Technician
     

    HAHAHA . . . Poor lamplight, that wasn't suppose to happen. ^_^
    That is one awesome animation :) The 'X' spat on it at the end o_O

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    Yaku in California, USA [www]
    2009/10/20 05:36
    Registered on 2008/08/27. Student, part-time slave
     

    Hahahahaha what a gruesome story, the lamp meant no harm! (or did it?)

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      SG in 英国 [www]
      2009/10/20 05:54
      Registered on 2006/12/28. Art/Media/Technician
       

      It never liked the 'i'. 'I's are everywhere these days, iPod, i[insertname] etc lol

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        Yaku in California, USA [www]
        2009/10/20 13:28
        Registered on 2008/08/27. Student, part-time slave
         

        omg that's true, there's also these awesome Korean company, iriver!

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      RadiantDreamer in Vancouver [www]
      2009/10/21 00:52
      Registered on 2007/08/14. Artist
       

      After it's been put into perspective, I have no sympathy for that lamp now. I'll never see that Pixar animation in the same light again!

      I love collegehumor. They're so awesome.

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        Yaku in California, USA [www]
        2009/10/21 11:33
        Registered on 2008/08/27. Student, part-time slave
         

        Murderer! *shakes fists*

        They have a very good collection of hilarious things (and enough proof to show college students can be more stupid than 5 year olds lol), I'm partial to both videos and certain articles.

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    hikky in Austria [www]
    2009/10/20 06:01
    Registered on 2008/05/19. IT Technician
     

    Yeah, guro lamp!
    Didn't think it would come to that ending though. ^^

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    FatBastard in over his head [www]
    2009/10/20 06:21
    Registered on 2007/11/04. Dirty Gentleman
     

    I don't know anything about murder, but that light stared head-on is in the shape of a nipple.

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      2009/10/20 06:52
      Registered on 2008/11/26. Student
       

      "light stared head-on is in the shape of a nipple."
      I will never be able to look at that light the same again..

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        tymmur_ in in his top secret undergro...
        2009/10/20 08:49
        Registered on 2009/10/17. Mad scientist clone (my first account broke)
         

        This happens from time to time when reading comments here (specially from certain people). In time a reader will get used to stuff others will consider strange and then the reader is considered strange. Don't worry. You already fit right in here >:)

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      Yaku in California, USA [www]
      2009/10/20 13:33
      Registered on 2008/08/27. Student, part-time slave
       

      That's an excellent observation, my friend.

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    darktek13 in Utah, USA [www]
    2009/10/20 07:48
    Registered on 2008/02/03. Helpdesk - software support (MSSQL)
     

    Hehehe

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    tymmur_ in in his top secret undergro...
    2009/10/20 08:45
    Registered on 2009/10/17. Mad scientist clone (my first account broke)
     

    Usually when somebody makes a parody online it's poorly made and based on a lame idea. This one sticks out because the animation is great enough to be an inside joke from Pixar (well... didn't look in details, but you get the idea) and the story is also quite funny. At the same time the lamp receives it's 15 minutes of fame and it looks like it didn't want that xD

    I didn't think I would ever consider anything with a murder to be funny.... considering murder to be funny. This reminds me of a guy I haven't thought about for years. As a kid (12 or something) his dad got a job building a factory or something in some 3rd world country and he took his family with him while working there. When they returned home the boy had turned weird. It turned out that he were not allowed to leave the house due to safety concern (risk of kidnapping for random and stuff like that) so he spent all his free time watching video. When he paid us a visit he just had to show us "a really funny movie". Turned out that it was a horror movie and at some point some woman looks out the window and discovers her husband dead and this boy goes "hahaha, this is so funny. He got an axe in his head and now she knows she is next in line". In the next movie at some point a guy realises that he is in a box, which is filling with water and he realises he couldn't get out. Turned out that this should be a laughing matter as well. I think that year trapped in that house seriously hurt him mentally for life D:

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    dans in Tokyo, Japan [www]
    2009/10/20 20:30
    Registered on 2007/08/05. Ninja Photographer and Blogger
     

    LOL. that was genius.

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    JakeTheFake in Kuala Lumpur , Malaysia [www]
    2009/10/20 20:38
    Registered on 2009/01/02. Supernatural Alien Student
     

    The Lamp should have died , every Pixar movie that Lamp killed that " I " .

    "X" spits on Dead Lamp

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    Sabekuji Kaneda in Parañaque, Philippines [www]
    2009/10/21 00:00
    Registered on 2008/06/21. Mechanical Engineering student
     

    LOL this is some funny stuff! Love the last part XD

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    silentkey in Singapore
    2009/10/21 01:39
    Registered on 2008/01/24. Student, Uncle & hopfully a good husband..
     

    Poor lamp...he didn't even see it coming....

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    2009/10/25 02:24
    Registered on 2009/08/20.
     

    Hahha I never thought of it that way XD

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    Loran Kira in Italy
    2009/11/11 18:45
    Registered on 2009/11/10. Modern Languages Student
     

    Ahahahah poor lamp! XD


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