BK's Windows 7 Whopper

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BK's Windows 7 Whopper

To correspond with the release of Windows 7 in the land of the sun, Burger King Japan has a new offering for the first 30 people wishing to explode from delicious burger death.

Introducing the Windows 7 Whopper which contains 7 "whopping" flame broiled patties of death for a price of 777 Yen (or 1450 Yen after the first 30 people).

I usually get my whoppers with extra tomatoes and pickle with added mustard, so I wonder if they'd still honor that. I'd get this whopper to go, and then go to the market to buy a bag of 6 hamburger buns and give them to my friends.

How about you? Can you handle 7 patties of flamed broiled death?

Via engadget

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    Lightning Sabre in Vancouver [www]
    2009/10/23 05:59
    Registered on 2007/08/30. Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
     

    I could probably handle two or three patties... No more than that 0.o

    How big a mouth do you need to eat that??

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      dazza in Norfolk, England [www]
      2009/10/23 08:30
      Registered on 2009/09/21. The Wind of Blessing
       

      You'd probably sprain your wrist just trying to pick it up lol. And yea, 2-3 for me would be about my limit^^

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    elenawing in England
    2009/10/23 06:11
    Registered on 2009/10/06. Nendoroid Fiend
     

    I love the added salad, and how it pales to the sheer...slab of meat throughout the burger D:

    Seriously that could last me for 2 or more DAYS

    7 milkshakes on the other hand...*drools*

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    chun in love with cats~! [www]
    2009/10/23 06:30
    Registered on 2007/01/09. part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstr...
     

    this can feed the whole family :P
    LOL

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      hikky in Austria [www]
      2009/10/23 06:48
      Registered on 2008/05/19. IT Technician
       

      Lol yah, this would work great with a Windows 7 family package^^

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      dazza in Norfolk, England [www]
      2009/10/23 08:27
      Registered on 2009/09/21. The Wind of Blessing
       

      It could feed a small third-world nation I think

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        Nyaneryus in Vancouver, Canada
        2009/10/23 08:31
        Registered on 2009/04/02. Future aerospace engineer, pilot and field medic...
         

        Or all of Etheopia.

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    hummer bob 1 in New York [www]
    2009/10/23 06:49
    Registered on 2009/04/08. Web Design Student |
     

    They should give a prize to anyone who can finish that!

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    Pyauki in Vancouver [www]
    2009/10/23 07:05
    Registered on 2009/08/11.
     

    I've only seen this with custom burgers people put together, but never imagined an actual franchise releasing this! Now that's a WHOPPER indeed. /(O_O)\

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    Tsukasa-san in Sweden
    2009/10/23 07:22
    Registered on 2008/02/19. 大学生です
     

    It would be to hard for me to eat a burger that big.
    7 patties, I'm amazed O_O.

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    dazza in Norfolk, England [www]
    2009/10/23 08:28
    Registered on 2009/09/21. The Wind of Blessing
     

    Did I miss the promo for the burger when Windows 98 was released? Man, that would be a lot of patties >.>

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    meronramune in Tampa Florida [www]
    2009/10/23 09:19
    Registered on 2009/01/05. Student/Hikikomori
     

    I'm surprised they don't have this where I live.

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    coffeebugg in the bathroom [www]
    2009/10/23 09:49
    Registered on 2008/05/22. coffeellamaVaderbugg
     

    I'd like to take a crack at that burger.. do I get a windows 7 installer if I get to finish it within a given time?

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    2009/10/23 10:07
    Registered on 2008/08/24. Computer Engineer student
     

    Nyaa~ only in Japan?! I'll buy it if some one's willing to share with me.

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    yunamon in OtaCoolTure no Saka [www]
    2009/10/23 11:02
    Registered on 2009/03/31. Knightess of the Pink Republic
     

    Nana pieces!?

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    Wolfman-X in Australia
    2009/10/23 11:09
    Registered on 2009/02/16. About that......
     

    well the only way to eat that is to eat it layer by layer. theres no way in hell youll be able to hold onto it without having patties fall out.

    and americans have similar if youre willing to search google and drive around like this link below

    http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/worlds_biggest_burger.html

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    shamanweb in Monterrey N.L Mexico [www]
    2009/10/23 11:10
    Registered on 2009/07/22. Systems Analyst & Full Time Otaku
     

    LOL! That burguer looks so insane XD

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      Wolfman-X in Australia
      2009/10/23 13:23
      Registered on 2009/02/16. About that......
       

      you think thats insane, look at the link i provided in my comment

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    Pacthesis in USA [www]
    2009/10/23 11:15
    Registered on 2009/03/13. Commission artist/programmer
     

    I think that I would die if I ate the whole thing. xD

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    2009/10/23 11:48
    Registered on 2009/09/10. Student
     

    This...is a parody, right? O___o

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      Wolfman-X in Australia
      2009/10/23 13:22
      Registered on 2009/02/16. About that......
       

      nono, its real

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    Mim in Australia
    2009/10/23 12:14
    Registered on 2009/08/18. Nendtaku - 216 unique full size and counting
     

    It would be rather tasteless as there is just way too much meat. I can only imagine it disintegrating in your hands as you try to eat it and either end up with more on you than in you or dealing with an acute case of lock jaw.

    After all is said and done, I'd also ask for one of those nutritional content flyers just for a good long giggle.

    How many calories you ask dear sir? Over 9000!

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      Wolfman-X in Australia
      2009/10/23 13:25
      Registered on 2009/02/16. About that......
       

      adding tot hat, the oil dripping down the burgar as well. yeah it be tasteless as heck. of course, our aussie food health specialists wouldnt let that kind of idea come down here unless its a special order of sorts, like the 3/4 pounder and full pounder at maccas for instance

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      OtakuPantsu in a rather fine pickle.
      2009/12/29 16:55
      Registered on 2009/11/06. Waitress, babysitter, and steampunk inventor.
       

      IT'S OVER 9000! :D

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    R-1 in a happy place. [www]
    2009/10/23 14:02
    Registered on 2007/07/05. Overman
     

    I've... actually seen bigger. Still impressive for a fast food burger.

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    2009/10/23 14:12
    Registered on 2008/03/20.
     

    if our mouth could open like they show in cartoons this would be a simple task to gulp down.

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    punynari in Wahaiwa, HI [www]
    2009/10/23 17:05
    Registered on 2008/09/20. US Navy Sailor
     

    This made me laugh. XD I have trouble finishing a regular whopper so it would be a waste to get unless I had my whole family with me to share it.

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    Guarayakha in Malaysia
    2009/10/23 22:05
    Registered on 2007/09/01. 3D artist- Codemasters KL
     

    Be sure to have your antivirus ready, lol.

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    Kanmuri in Idaho [www]
    2009/10/23 23:10
    Registered on 2009/05/09. Student
     

    This makes me extremely sad. Not because it exists, but because I can't get one! ;_;
    As far as I can tell, there are no Burger King restaurants in the Osaka area. So close, yet so far away. *cries*
    And before someone goes off on how unhealthy it is, I'm one of those people with an insane metabolism. Over 6 ft tall and around 150 lbs ;) And Takeru Kobayashi is my hero. XD

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    radical anime fan in Singapore, Cookie Nation.... [www]
    2009/10/24 02:14
    Registered on 2007/01/25. Ah'm an EnEssMehn. Ah'm part of teh Minhisterr's...
     

    This is a meal for the entire day.

    The only way to eat it is slice-by-slice o' meat, LOL.

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    Dusk in USA
    2009/10/24 04:41
    Registered on 2007/09/01. Student
     

    Good lord. I love burgers and all but even I wouldn't try to eat that.

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    2009/10/25 01:30
    Registered on 2009/08/20.
     

    That's pretty intense, but to be honest, I'm used to seeing creations like these, at my University we have something called Fat Sandwiches which are these insane mix of all types of fried foods put between a bun @_@ You know it's bad when I don't think 7 patties in a burger isn't that big of a deal XD (I couldn't eat either one of them though, they're too big!)

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    lion1116 in Vancouver, Canada
    2009/10/25 04:26
    Registered on 2008/10/03. Comp. Eng. Student
     

    McD had that quad-hamburger before.. it was pretty oily and I felt a bit sick after eating it. this whopper will kill lol.

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    2009/10/25 16:40
    Registered on 2009/01/28. Mechanical Engineer, 路過的Kamen Rider, Dollfie...
     

    Pretty sure I can handle a quad, but 7 would be just too difficult to bite on it.

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    OtakuPantsu in a rather fine pickle.
    2009/12/29 16:52
    Registered on 2009/11/06. Waitress, babysitter, and steampunk inventor.
     

    I think it's about at heavy as me, and I'm 6 and a half stone XD


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