BK's Windows 7 Whopper

Fri 2009/10/23 05:49 JST
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To correspond with the release of Windows 7 in the land of the sun, Burger King Japan has a new offering for the first 30 people wishing to explode from delicious burger death.

Introducing the Windows 7 Whopper which contains 7 "whopping" flame broiled patties of death for a price of 777 Yen (or 1450 Yen after the first 30 people).

I usually get my whoppers with extra tomatoes and pickle with added mustard, so I wonder if they'd still honor that. I'd get this whopper to go, and then go to the market to buy a bag of 6 hamburger buns and give them to my friends.

How about you? Can you handle 7 patties of flamed broiled death?

Via engadget

  • Lightning Sabre
    Lightning Sabre in Vancouver (Registered on 2007/08/30)
    Pseudo-Graphic Designer, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
    http://lightningsabre.blogspot.com/

    I could probably handle two or three patties... No more than that 0.o

    How big a mouth do you need to eat that??

    Fri 2009/10/23 05:59:23 JST (ID #42099)
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    • dazza
      dazza in Norfolk, England (Registered on 2009/09/21)
      The Wind of Blessing

      You'd probably sprain your wrist just trying to pick it up lol. And yea, 2-3 for me would be about my limit^^

      Fri 2009/10/23 08:30:04 JST (ID #42188)
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  • elenawing
    elenawing in England (Registered on 2009/10/06)
    Biochemistry Undergraduate

    I love the added salad, and how it pales to the sheer...slab of meat throughout the burger D:

    Seriously that could last me for 2 or more DAYS

    7 milkshakes on the other hand...*drools*

    Fri 2009/10/23 06:11:03 JST (ID #42102)
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  • chun
    chun in need to be in bed (Registered on 2007/01/09)
    part time illustrationist, doll clothing seamstress
    http://puppy52art.com/

    this can feed the whole family :P
    LOL

    Fri 2009/10/23 06:30:50 JST (ID #42116)
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    • hikky
      hikky in Austria (Registered on 2008/05/19)
      NEET
      http://austrianotaku.com

      Lol yah, this would work great with a Windows 7 family package^^

      Fri 2009/10/23 06:48:10 JST (ID #42131)
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    • dazza
      dazza in Norfolk, England (Registered on 2009/09/21)
      The Wind of Blessing

      It could feed a small third-world nation I think

      Fri 2009/10/23 08:27:08 JST (ID #42186)
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  • hummer bob 1
    hummer bob 1 in New York (Registered on 2009/04/08)
    Student, Amateur musician
    http://hummerbob1.wordpress.com/

    They should give a prize to anyone who can finish that!

    Fri 2009/10/23 06:49:20 JST (ID #42134)
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  • Pyauki
    Pyauki in Vancouver (Registered on 2009/08/11)
    http://pyauki.wordpress.com

    I've only seen this with custom burgers people put together, but never imagined an actual franchise releasing this! Now that's a WHOPPER indeed. /(O_O)\

    Fri 2009/10/23 07:05:26 JST (ID #42142)
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  • Tsukasa-san
    Tsukasa-san in Sweden (Registered on 2008/02/19)
    大学生です

    It would be to hard for me to eat a burger that big.
    7 patties, I'm amazed O_O.

    Fri 2009/10/23 07:22:48 JST (ID #42151)
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  • dazza
    dazza in Norfolk, England (Registered on 2009/09/21)
    The Wind of Blessing

    Did I miss the promo for the burger when Windows 98 was released? Man, that would be a lot of patties >.>

    Fri 2009/10/23 08:28:21 JST (ID #42187)
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  • meronramune
    meronramune in Tampa Florida (Registered on 2009/01/05)
    Student/Hikikomori
    http://cream77.deviantart.com/

    I'm surprised they don't have this where I live.

    Fri 2009/10/23 09:19:33 JST (ID #42204)
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  • coffeebugg
    coffeebugg in the bathroom (Registered on 2008/05/22)
    Web monkey, coffee addicted cerberus, Chef Vader
    http://coffeebugg.blogspot.com

    I'd like to take a crack at that burger.. do I get a windows 7 installer if I get to finish it within a given time?

    Fri 2009/10/23 09:49:05 JST (ID #42214)
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  • tsubasa126
    tsubasa126 in Los Angeles, CA (Registered on 2008/08/24)
    Student
    http://tsubasa126.wordpress.com/

    Nyaa~ only in Japan?! I'll buy it if some one's willing to share with me.

    Fri 2009/10/23 10:07:08 JST (ID #42220)
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  • yunamon
    yunamon in a comfy chair above you influencing the FigNendo Wars... (Registered on 2009/03/31)
    Otaku Graphic Designer
    http://neoprolacus.spaces.live.com

    Nana pieces!?

    Fri 2009/10/23 11:02:44 JST (ID #42242)
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  • Wolfman-X
    Wolfman-X in Australia (Registered on 2009/02/16)
    About that......

    well the only way to eat that is to eat it layer by layer. theres no way in hell youll be able to hold onto it without having patties fall out.

    and americans have similar if youre willing to search google and drive around like this link below

    http://www.cheese-burger.net/stories/worlds_biggest_burger.html

    Fri 2009/10/23 11:09:03 JST (ID #42244)
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  • shamanweb
    shamanweb (Registered on 2009/07/22)

    LOL! That burguer looks so insane XD

    Fri 2009/10/23 11:10:42 JST (ID #42246)
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    • Wolfman-X
      Wolfman-X in Australia (Registered on 2009/02/16)
      About that......

      you think thats insane, look at the link i provided in my comment

      Fri 2009/10/23 13:23:15 JST (ID #42278)
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  • Pacthesis
    Pacthesis in USA (Registered on 2009/03/13)
    Commission artist/programmer
    http://www.pacthesis.deviantart.com/

    I think that I would die if I ate the whole thing. xD

    Fri 2009/10/23 11:15:19 JST (ID #42250)
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  • Momomo-mo Mo-momo
    Momomo-mo Mo-momo in NYC (Registered on 2009/09/10)
    Student

    This...is a parody, right? O___o

    Fri 2009/10/23 11:48:32 JST (ID #42256)
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    • Wolfman-X
      Wolfman-X in Australia (Registered on 2009/02/16)
      About that......

      nono, its real

      Fri 2009/10/23 13:22:52 JST (ID #42277)
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  • Mim
    Mim in Australia (Registered on 2009/08/18)
    Nendo Otaku

    It would be rather tasteless as there is just way too much meat. I can only imagine it disintegrating in your hands as you try to eat it and either end up with more on you than in you or dealing with an acute case of lock jaw.

    After all is said and done, I'd also ask for one of those nutritional content flyers just for a good long giggle.

    How many calories you ask dear sir? Over 9000!

    Fri 2009/10/23 12:14:10 JST (ID #42270)
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    • Wolfman-X
      Wolfman-X in Australia (Registered on 2009/02/16)
      About that......

      adding tot hat, the oil dripping down the burgar as well. yeah it be tasteless as heck. of course, our aussie food health specialists wouldnt let that kind of idea come down here unless its a special order of sorts, like the 3/4 pounder and full pounder at maccas for instance

      Fri 2009/10/23 13:25:03 JST (ID #42280)
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    • OtakuPantsu
      OtakuPantsu in a rather fine pickle. (Registered on 2009/11/06)
      The village dork

      IT'S OVER 9000! :D

      Tue 2009/12/29 16:55:00 JST (ID #68699)
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  • R-1
    R-1 in a happy place. (Registered on 2007/07/05)
    Overman
    http://myplasticmoustache.blogspot.com/

    I've... actually seen bigger. Still impressive for a fast food burger.

    Fri 2009/10/23 14:02:58 JST (ID #42293)
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  • 6pack
    6pack (Registered on 2008/03/20)
    http://otakuposts.blogspot.com/

    if our mouth could open like they show in cartoons this would be a simple task to gulp down.

    Fri 2009/10/23 14:12:53 JST (ID #42298)
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  • punynari
    punynari in Yokosuka, Japan (Registered on 2008/09/20)
    US Navy Sailor
    http://www.punynari.wordpress.com/

    This made me laugh. XD I have trouble finishing a regular whopper so it would be a waste to get unless I had my whole family with me to share it.

    Fri 2009/10/23 17:05:35 JST (ID #42347)
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  • Guarayakha
    Guarayakha in Malaysia (Registered on 2007/09/01)
    3D artist- Codemasters KL

    Be sure to have your antivirus ready, lol.

    Fri 2009/10/23 22:05:17 JST (ID #42456)
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  • Kanmuri
    Kanmuri in Japan (Registered on 2009/05/09)
    Student
    http://tasunke.otakugeeksquad.org/blog/

    This makes me extremely sad. Not because it exists, but because I can't get one! ;_;
    As far as I can tell, there are no Burger King restaurants in the Osaka area. So close, yet so far away. *cries*
    And before someone goes off on how unhealthy it is, I'm one of those people with an insane metabolism. Over 6 ft tall and around 150 lbs ;) And Takeru Kobayashi is my hero. XD

    Fri 2009/10/23 23:10:45 JST (ID #42481)
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  • radical anime fan
    radical anime fan in Singapore. Just... Singapore. (Registered on 2007/01/25)
    Polytechnic Junior, Bronze Lifesaving Trainee, Mech Designer.
    http://thehangerbay.wordpress.com/

    This is a meal for the entire day.

    The only way to eat it is slice-by-slice o' meat, LOL.

    Sat 2009/10/24 02:14:15 JST (ID #42564)
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  • Dusk
    Dusk in USA (Registered on 2007/09/01)
    Student

    Good lord. I love burgers and all but even I wouldn't try to eat that.

    Sat 2009/10/24 04:41:43 JST (ID #42600)
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  • Vixums
    Vixums (Registered on 2009/08/20)
    http://vixums.wordpress.com/

    That's pretty intense, but to be honest, I'm used to seeing creations like these, at my University we have something called Fat Sandwiches which are these insane mix of all types of fried foods put between a bun @_@ You know it's bad when I don't think 7 patties in a burger isn't that big of a deal XD (I couldn't eat either one of them though, they're too big!)

    Sun 2009/10/25 01:30:17 JST (ID #43035)
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  • lion1116
    lion1116 in Vancouver, Canada (Registered on 2008/10/03)
    Comp. Eng. Student

    McD had that quad-hamburger before.. it was pretty oily and I felt a bit sick after eating it. this whopper will kill lol.

    Sun 2009/10/25 04:26:15 JST (ID #43145)
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  • Wolfheinrich
    Wolfheinrich in USA (Registered on 2009/01/28)
    Mechanical Engineer, 路過的Kamen Rider, Dollfie Dream Savior, 太陽之子蒙面超人Black RX
    http://tcwenterprise.com/wordpress/

    Pretty sure I can handle a quad, but 7 would be just too difficult to bite on it.

    Sun 2009/10/25 16:40:18 JST (ID #43470)
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  • OtakuPantsu
    OtakuPantsu in a rather fine pickle. (Registered on 2009/11/06)
    The village dork

    I think it's about at heavy as me, and I'm 6 and a half stone XD

    Tue 2009/12/29 16:52:43 JST (ID #68698)
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