Halloween Specials Countdown - Day 02

(The Scenario - 152)
Recently you get transferred to Japan on a good job. You get a work permit there. The company you work for is very good. You need to catch the subway train to get to office. After a few weeks you get used to the crowded train travel.
Today was a hectic day. You had to work overtime and leave office quite late. Its almost 10 at night.
To top it you have a headache. You drink some fruit juice and have something to eat before you get on the train.
You notice the train is running empty. You go to sit down on the nearest seat. Someone bumps against you violently and you turn to look angrily at the person.
Then you see the above guy with a knife in his hand. You only have a newspaper to defend yourself if he fights you.
What do you say? What do you do?
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i will use my fist to fight with him
one of the last person i want to see... hei .....
I think i will be dead by the time i hit him with my newspaper...
I ask myself, "What was in that drink!?"
Tee-Hee!....Hope he's not good at knife fighting. O.o
Oh God, no! Not Hei! He is one of the last people I want to encounter!
I shall fight for my life! I cannot let him kill me that easily. I SHALL GO DOWN WITH GLORY AND HONOR!!! D=<
I said " Damn , Maybe I shouldn't have eaten that dirty Ramen before I got to the train "
If it's Hei, I guess I'm fine with it xD
"Hmm.. oh it's you.. Ready for another beating? ORA~ORA!!!"
Ask him to make it quick, please.
Disarm him and kill him with his own knife. Then, cover the knife wound with the paper, toss the knife in the garbage a few blocks away from the train station, and go home. There's a reason I wear gloves. No prints.
``IORYOGI -SAN BURN HIM!!!!!!! >.<`` He gets burned in the end and faints of shock
THE END 8D
"You had overtime too, huh? You know any good late night food stops? My head is killing me."
is that a ttc train car?
Sit back down and pretend to read the paper while shaking in mah boots!
Think, crap. If I kill this guy, I get deported, but if I don't, he'll kill me...what to do oh what to do...
I'll unleash my HOLLOW mask and take him on!!!
At first glance I thought that was real and thought, "That's a brilliant costume." Now I just think someone should definitely make that happen :D
Search my pockets and hand him a piece of candy, smile, sit down and start reading my newspaper.
Wow nice, love the TTC subway design :D
ask my self 'i wonder if i would survive jumping out of the train' and then probably run around in circles until he gets bored of me ^^
Close your eyes and say: "Ok, make it quick"
Use the power of Courage to summon GaoGaiGar and Dividing Driver his ass >:3
I'm in a mini state of panic right now, so I decide to do the only thing I can think of. I through the rest of my juice directly into his eyes. He then collapses gripping his burning face. Taste that citric acid B***H! He then rushes me with the sword. Because he's partially blinded, I trip him and begin to stomp his ribs. It was a great beatdown, but I would've never had the energy without my daily dose of fruit :).