Konata's Words of Wisdom 101

Posted by kyourinsama [www] 

Wisefreeman gave me the idea of sharing some philosophical views of life XD But now I'll do it through the eyes of Konata XD I never had a boring time watching her on Lucky Star over and over (I could not even recount how many times I rewatched the whole Lucky Star series - pretty much deserves a 2nd season XD !!). People might say Konata is just a plain otaku with the thinking pattern of a middle-aged man .. but don't let the facade fool you; she's pretty much capable showing prowess of intelligence and wisdom ^w^ !! And now I'm going to prove it :P Here are some seeds of wisdom from the anime series that might enlighten you on various aspects of our daily lives XD

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Konata's Words of Wisdom 101

1. "do not join school club activities or else you shall miss the golden time of anime"

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2. "never flip the meat when grilling yakiniku or else the onion slices will fall"

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3. "thy faults are called moe-points"

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4. "influenza is a scale up version of colds"

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5. "baseball shows are evil - they shaft the broadcast of new anime shows"

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6. "two heads are better than one"

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7. "operating a UFO catcher is like opening a savings account"

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8. "the skills you pick up from gaming end up being pretty useless in real life"

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9. "cool guys study for finals one night before the exam"

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10. "a part time job is a must to support your otaku finances"

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"seeiyus from Drama CDs must be the ones voicing the anime counter parts"

- Rain

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    WiseFreeman in DC Cloning Laboratory [www]
    2009/11/10 16:14
    Registered on 2007/11/07. Dance Trooper: DCX-001 O.D.E. (Order of the Danc...
     

    Kudos to you for bringing this together ^^

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      kyourinsama in Shizuoka, JP [www]
      2009/11/10 17:46
      Registered on 2009/08/30. To Aru Tenki R★IN
       

      there is a lot more to it XD but I think I won't flood DC with konata posts ^w^ .. or maybe sometime next months I guess XD

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    2009/11/10 16:31
    Registered on 2009/02/06. ...
     

    For this sir, you will have a santa hat ver avatar coming soon.. tomorrow :3c.

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      kyourinsama in Shizuoka, JP [www]
      2009/11/10 17:44
      Registered on 2009/08/30. To Aru Tenki R★IN
       

      for a second there I thought my account was hacked XD goodies on Miku Santa XD !!

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    Lightning Sabre in Vancouver [www]
    2009/11/10 16:51
    Registered on 2007/08/30. Prepress Operator, 触手 wrangler, H-Man
     

    Definitely #10 is important XD

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      kyourinsama in Shizuoka, JP [www]
      2009/11/10 17:45
      Registered on 2009/08/30. To Aru Tenki R★IN
       

      we must adjust to the global economic crisis and find other means of funding our otaku finances XD

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        jowy in philippines
        2009/11/10 18:35
        Registered on 2008/01/23. I can say "HENSHIN" & do "CAST-OFF"
         

        No.1,8,9 & 10 is most useful words to me in everyday life..

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    2009/11/10 19:53
    Registered on 2009/11/07. Sigh no more NEET status...
     

    Epic Recollection
    GOOD JOB!

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    meronramune in Tampa Florida [www]
    2009/11/10 20:44
    Registered on 2009/01/05. Student/Hikikomori
     

    You forgot the buy 3 of everything.XD

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    Actar in front of his Desktop, trap... [www]
    2009/11/10 21:02
    Registered on 2008/05/27. Video Reviewer of Anime Figures, Mecha and Merch...
     

    I abide by all these words of wisdom and lead a very fulfilling life indeed.

    My favorite one was when Konata claimed that Yui happened to walk in on her taking breaks when she wasn't actually studying at all. My favorite excuse.

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      kyourinsama in Shizuoka, JP [www]
      2009/11/10 22:25
      Registered on 2009/08/30. To Aru Tenki R★IN
       

      I feel like Konata's doing 10 minutes of study for 30 mins of rest XD .. reminded me of my highschool days TwT benkyou medoukusai

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    Sol
    2009/11/10 21:12
    Registered on 2009/11/01.
     

    indeed, Konata's philosophy is so true, though i must say my gaming skills have not let me down in life =D *aiming for the gaming design industry*

    really hope that they will make a Lucky Star season 2 too XD

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      kyourinsama in Shizuoka, JP [www]
      2009/11/10 22:27
      Registered on 2009/08/30. To Aru Tenki R★IN
       

      gaming skills for NDS are sometimes useful in real life XD

      maybe she's just talking about games like fighting and rhythm XD

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    Elefenoa in a hut in Singapore [www]
    2009/11/10 21:22
    Registered on 2008/12/08. Student
     

    Definitely 1 and 10!

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    Fukuei in Hidden Ero Village [www]
    2009/11/10 21:35
    Registered on 2008/02/21. Otaku Programmer
     

    Konata is now officialy my "guru" *bows*

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    Patches in Ohio, USA [www]
    2009/11/10 22:45
    Registered on 2008/10/20. Upcoming College Student
     

    Awe, Konata's view on life ^_^

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    dans in Tokyo, Japan [www]
    2009/11/10 23:21
    Registered on 2007/08/05. Ninja Photographer and Blogger
     

    that's why we all love Konata.

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    RadiantDreamer in Vancouver [www]
    2009/11/11 00:41
    Registered on 2007/08/14. Artist
     

    Konata is so cute in #6. :3

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    nutcase23 in Singapore [www]
    2009/11/11 00:55
    Registered on 2008/09/10. The Banzai! Effect writer
     

    You sir, are on to something here. ^^

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    2009/11/11 00:56
    Registered on 2009/08/20.
     

    Haha I live by some of these myself XD Part time jobs are VERY necessary to maintain such a hobby

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    Black_Sun in Malaysia
    2009/11/11 01:45
    Registered on 2009/05/30. Students
     

    all hail konata-sama!!

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    Barsona in Bay Area, California
    2009/11/11 03:54
    Registered on 2007/08/03. NEET (no, student, AND employed min. wage)
     

    10. "a part time job is a must to support your otaku finances"
    > very true

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    JakeTheFake in Kuala Lumpur , Malaysia [www]
    2009/11/19 11:49
    Registered on 2009/01/02. Supernatural Alien Student
     

    Truely words of Wisdom from Konata herself

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    Flawless EXA in Davis, California, US [www]
    2009/11/23 13:45
    Registered on 2008/12/04. 大学生 University Student | My blog ->
     

    So true. I would rewatch Lucky Star over and over if I did not have such a backlog to keep up with. ^ ^;;;

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    kagarinchan12 in north vancouver [www]
    2010/03/11 11:42
    Registered on 2010/03/11. flower
     

    otaku smartcles

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    kagarinchan12 in north vancouver [www]
    2010/03/11 11:43
    Registered on 2010/03/11. flower
     

    moe-enesss!!!

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    kagarinchan12 in north vancouver [www]
    2010/03/11 11:43
    Registered on 2010/03/11. flower
     

    evil baseball

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    Kawaii Chan in Loli Land USA
    2010/04/14 08:37
    Registered on 2008/06/17. Student, Goddess of the Blue Star
     

    All must abide by Konata-samas smarticles!


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