The Scenario 157 your girlfriend is yandere?!

I would embrace her, and say :"If you truly loved me, you would not stab me with the knife"... Yes I know it's very cliche and suicidal, but I wouldn't run away, nor tease her in the first place O_o.

Me : Hold on ! We can talk through this okay
Girlfriend : But Why did you flirt with a another person ?
Me: Well , To tell you the truth . I was testing you . To see if you like me *blushes*
Girlfriend : Testing me ? Do I look like some Hamster ?
Me : No no no!The reason why I tested you is because i want to confess to you that I love you
Girlfriend : Liar !!! *starts stabbing the knife at me *
Me: *avoids the attack with a few bruises * Please forgive me * Low bow *
Girlfriend : You can't forgive for what you did to me
Me : To show, how much I love you I will do *opens up pants and revealing guy panties * this!
Girlfriend : *shocked face * then * starts to cry *
Girlfriend : If you want to this then * opens up top *

And so begins a very passionate evening at school ;-)

(Bonus )

Girlfirend : I want your %*$#@ in my #$^$#@
Me & Girlfriend : Eh eh eh !!! Oh oh oh !!
Girlfriend : More ! More !!
Me : AAAAAHHH !!!!

"Lets die together"
*Brandishes own knife*

Want girfriend like ryougi shiki ^^;

SG: " . . . "
Girl: "Die."
(Girl prepares to stab the guy)
SG: " . . . So, it has come to this, [insert name]."
Girl: "I loved you."
SG: "I thought so too."
(Guy takes a longer knife)
Girl & SG: " . . . "
(Wind blows . . .)

Take out my X-acto knife or Cutter then try to negotiate with her

For the record, I would never do this to a girl.. Games are BS and stupid.. If you wanna know how much they care... Just ask. Got a problem talk. Games are ridiculous.

But here is how I would handle the situation.. She pulls knife.

"Ohh Crap" I exclaim gently.. then sigh.. pulling my .38 special from my in the waistband holster..

She sees me going for my pistol, and wildly starts stabbing with the knife..

Sacrificing my left arm to the knife, to block the attack. Taking a massive slice into it.. I point the revolver at her chest. and pull the trigger twice.. Sure.. My arms screwed up.. but she's dead. Ooh well gotta find a new less crazy girlfriend.. nothing new there.

her:explanation plz
me: well im trying to practically what the japaneese call 'yandare' personality
her: and your conclusion ?
me: IM Like IT ,its make my heart goes doki doki when i saw you brought that knife out

~please imagine nice boat~

me: KEIKAKU DOORI !

quickly grabs her arm that hold knife, or barely block its slash with my arm, since knife isn't a suitable weapon for slashing anyway (exception on cleaver), disarm her, and hugz her and says i still love just it is, i'm sorry for testing your loyalty, now that i've learn such thing, should we do something else or close my wound 1st?

*kinky, no?

i always have no idea why most guy in yandere scenario never... well... be a man and take some wound, and hugz the girl says what she do is fine and says "i love you as you are" or "i can't accept your feeling"
i mean, geez its not even a cleaver/axe/hatchet/machete or instrument that is necessary for cutting, and stabbing wound is only lethal on torso organs, not much for the arm if you don't consider necrosis/ broken nerves is lethal
and blood loss

Me: Are you serious....with that I mean....
Girl: I won't let anyone else have you...*sobs*...I'd rather kill you instead of letting someone take you away from me!
.....................silence........................
...................wind blows.......................
Me: Hey, remember the first time we met....it was around this time too and on this exact spot?
Girl: *confused* What do you mean?
Me: *points* It was right about over there wasn't it....where we talked for the first time.
Girl: *looks*
Me: *walks toward area* Look...*points down*....that scene still looks the same doesn't it?
Girl: *unconsciously walks towards the same side of the roof*
Me: See...down there its still the same.
Girl: *looks down*
Me: What do you think?
Girl: *Sobs* This....*sobs*....this is.....
Girl: *gasps*
.......unknowingly to her I'd came to her side and embraced her from behind...
Me: I'm really glad you asked me to come up here today...in truth I was hoping to show this to you
Girl: *holds my arms* Then who was that other person you were talking to?
Me: That other girl, oh she was just my classmate and no one else, to me....you are everything. I just asked her to help me set this up for you.
Girl: Is that really true?
Me: No one can replace you, you are everything to me, you are the one just for me.
Girl: *sobs* You are also everything to me, the one just for me too.

She then turns around and faces me, we embraced and kissed each other affectionately, and again turned towards the area I had pointed and looked down towards the sign saying "I LOVE YOU (Girl's Name)" with beautiful flowers arranged around it.

..............Song plays.............
.............Credits rolls...........

Thank you for playing

Me: Yay! I reached the True Good Ending!

I would immediately run and embrace her parrying the knife with my arm at the same time. In our embrace I would whisper to her, "I am yours regardless. And you are mine. No one on earth can change what we have. If you feel that I have betrayed you then go ahead and take my life. I would die for you."

"That's not a knife... THIS is a knife" *pulls out a machete*

Sorry... that's all I can think of XD

*Cue the amazing ending theme music from a symphony orchestra*

Me : READY? HIKARI NI NARE!

Me, well I'll be honest with her and tell her it was a test. However, since it made her so mad, I would rather face what's in front of me and accept the actions of my own making. Before letting her do her punishment to me, I'll let her know that what she'll do carries consequences like mine. If she's aware, then I'm screwed and face it like a man.

Obviously this is a serious comment, but I hope you guys would know where I'm coming from here. ^^

I think true yandere would only harm the girl your cheating with and blame her for seducing you. :/

All I know is that it would not end well. I'd probably have to move out of town..... AGAIN. Thanks....

And that is a very evil picture of Rei...

If I'm good at disabling people with arms, I'll tell her while moving forward towards my girlfriend:
"I'm sorry my lovely for having an affair with someone else, but let's talk over and I'll never leave your side!" Then I disable her by grabbing the knife, touched and rub on her "sweet spot", and faint her from excitement...

I would advance slowly, but confidently. She was run her blade into, but I would not even flinch. I would grab her shaking arms that hold so tightly to the knife and I would pull her closer to me and embrace her. Crying she would say:
"Why... why do you get hurt for me..."
Then I'd whisper in her ear:
"Because I'm in love with you... Rei..."
She would let go of the knife and wrap her arms around me, crying, her whole body trembling. And I'd embrace her fully.

Then... snap her little neck for stabbing me.

Lol! Just kidding, wouldn't hurt her, just wanted a surprise ending there for ya all!

Ha! I'll use my ultimate move.....DOMESTIC VIORENCE!!!! right in the crotch!!!

Would grab a machette and fight for my life till we both end up on top of a house/school roof. Exchanging knife parries..

Her: "How dare u see another girl, besides me?!"
Me: "I didn't flirt with her!"
*CLASH CLASH .. whatever sword special effects*
Her: "I am going to remove ur nails!!"
Me: "But i love my nails! But you, even more!!"

.. *SAVE GAME*

Sounds like a certain show that ended with a nice boat lol. Anyway id /geass her. Problem solved heh.

Honestly, I'd be afraid, but I'd approach her with a stern look, and say that I'm angry that she pulled a knife on me. If she falters and backs down a bit, I'd disarm her at that point. Then I'd break up with her. Women like that are trouble through and through.

If she stands her ground, I'd fight back, most likely get injured, and then run and report her to the authorities. Though it may have been my fault to test her to begin with, it's like I found out more about her than I expected.

Wow, I remember this post, scenarios are fun ^_^

~~*~~ So it comes down to this? ~~*~~

Wind gently blew across the roof. The weather is still warm even when the sun hangs low in the sky. Mira's face shown two emotions eversince Mao came up to the roof, standing a few feet away from the knife weilding Mira. Mira's eyes started to tear, 'It hurts me to see you talking with another girl like that!' and she bursts into tears. Both hands clutched to the knife in front of her started to shake. 'I don't have a deep relationship with Nao'. Mao looking stern, decided to try and get the knife away from Mira before calming her. 'You should know the one I truly love is!' Mao steps forward 'And seeing you like that breaks my -' 'NOOO! YOU LYER!!' Mira rushes forward thrusting the knife forward to the unarmed Mao . . .

'gughuh- Mi-ra...' Mao still standing, hands clutched around Mira's hands. 'ah - ah ... WHY DIDN'T YOU MOVE!!' cried Mira. Mao collapses onto the floor and Mira quickly drops besides Mao. Holding tightly around Mao's face, she spoke in a soft voice 'What am I to do now . . . I can't live without you'. Mao raised his hand and gently strokes Mira's cheek and smiled. 'I'll be watching over you, I'm so sor-' Mao's hand drop away from Mira's face and her face froze in shock realizing that she killed the one she loved most and that Mao is never coming back.

Mira, quietly cries on the roof top.

On the next day, Nao heard the news of her brother Mao killed by his girlfriend and that she too comitted suicide over the death of Mao. Nao, silently cries . . .