The "bloody" Scenario 159

Ohayoo! Its been a week again~~ Being slacking this holiday.... Its cool during winter... getting flu now and then... Well anyway lets get this rolling!!
Since its winter, you and your family plan to go to a place that is snowing because the area you live in do not snow...
So when you reach the destination, you got all excited and go to play in the snow, you were playing around and did not notice your surrounding, suddenly, you fell off a cliff and went unconsciousness.
When you wake up, you saw a girl holding on to a very big sword and around her are monster which is killed and the snow is paint red by their blood. And she suddenly point the sword at you.
What will you do? What will you say??
The girl sword look a lot like cloud's buster blade~~











Ask her where the script is and the necessary items to dye me hair blonde.
Click my heels together three times, and say "Theres no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home!!!" and when nothing happens.. "Damn I knew I should've bought a dog named Toto!"
Run...my...ass...off
"Tigrex slain! Quest completed!"
Then I'd give her 9000Z, shake her hand and walk off.
Ignore the girl, begin to bury the monsters, and then look back.
"What did you do with my sword? You killed this area's sacred guardians."
*begin scolding the girl. :P
Id either:
Whip out my own sword and say "who the hell do you think I am ?!"
or say:
"haha..osu !"
Push the sword away, pull out Intelligent Device. Befriend.
*goes down on 1 knee* "will you marry me?"
well looking at the situation, its really not a good idea
On the contrary I think she might accept finaljc proposal.
I think so. ^^
but well this is the world we will never know what might happen so maybe she really will accept it~~
::Stands:: Okay, if you really find the need to shoot me in the big toe... ::Looks at monster:: You realize it wouldn't have gotten through the armor plate. Silly humans. ::Vaporizes monster.::
must...use..ULTIMA BLADE!
"Your beauty even stains the purest of snow, Je t'aime!"
If it doesn't work the first time I'll say it again and again until she falls for me.
:Woah , Woah Woah there buddy look where you pointing at !!! "
Girl : Ooops Sorry
Me : Huh! *Then walks away slowly *
*Stare at the sky, close my eye* and say:"Just kill me..."
quickly raise my body, and be ready to enter the my arm range
and then, grab the hilt of her blade, and ask her, why would you point the blade at me
good answer with docile intention, i run to her back, and make sure she isn't planning something
good answer with hostile intention, i'll head butt her, and the rest will be keep hitting her until she's calmed down / stop moving
Well, I'll cry and....die...
The young girl says, "Iv'e been needing a party member to help me kill Agrion, what's your level?" I don't really know what to say so I say "12, I think? "She responds with "Pitiful, I'm 21. O well, I guess I could always use a black mage." Some text then appeared in my face saying "Black Mage K has joined the party."... At this point I bacame very confused, but I hae the feeling that I'll die... alot.